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Sorry I snapped at you. The radio was too loud and my clothes felt weird.

I need to get my life together but I’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort into it.

Don’t fall for the scammer in the replies, trying to sell you a knockoff printed from my tweet for more money than the real thing. All my tees are just $15 at Threadless right now. No discount code needed. threadless.com/search?q=effin…

🐾 Dear hoomans, with Easter fast pawpproaching, please think of the lambs separated from their mothers, how they suffer and how they’ll be slaughtered for a stoopid “tradition”. They’re no different than puppies. Please don’t eat them! #HappyEaster - Commander #DOTUS

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Spending my birthday with Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Hilarie Burton Morgan was a great start to a birthday weekend. Thanks for being so incredible! Both of you!

I would really love to know where are the assholes who were throwing hate towards Norman Reedus and his family because of the spin off now that Melissa it’s there. Everything happened exactly like Norman said it, you really should be ashamed of yourselfs

So a slew of cops, EMT and other emergency response workers just went into a neighborhood across from me and so now here I am, trying to not burn dinner while also peeping out the blinds. I'm caught between nosy and hungry and the struggle is real, yo.😂

😂 Let’s Play A Round Of… 🤭 #NameYourJunk 😉🎥🍿🎦 QUEEN OF THE DAMNED 🤣🧛🏼‍♀️💯🤘🏼

If pride stuff being on shelves offends you because you don't "believe in pride," then we should take away Christmas stuff because I don't believe in Christmas. Don't like the sound of that? Well then. Mind you own damn business.

Drag queens and trans people have never ever been all up in my business trying to convert me. Wish I could say the same for religious missionaries coming to my home trying to dry hump my soul.

Decided to try letting predictive text write my bio for my social medias. It came up with: "The intrusive thoughts won" and I have never felt more simultaneously seen and attacked before. 😂

Happy #PrideMonth y'all! 👊💗🌈 #ProudAlly #AllyCat

I don’t wear 🌈 items to tell you who’s in my bed. I wear 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ so the family across the street knows they are safe. So the couple in the restaurant know they aren’t alone. So the boy who sees me notice him looking at dresses knows I won’t judge. I wear pride bc you make them hide

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loving you. is like falling asleep. in a warm sunbeam. so easy to do

occasionally. the freezer will provide crunch water. this is way better than regular water. because of the crunch