Thank you for making sure all the brand names are facing the camera

put strawberry jelly on my breakfast sandwich this morning instead of ketchup like a real new yorker……. and i fear the midwesterners & southerners might be on to something…………..

This is 10x worse than I remember it being btw

i’m apart of the recording academy now & im just lyk that i will be doing my best to get joseline a grammy.

They need to remake "The Giver"

Every day gen z this gen z that are you guys not tired

the idea of this white girl trembling while writing “nigga” on this cake with frosting is fryinggggg meeeeeee

lex #Dixon The Caller ID will only have your company name if they've saved your number with that information ahead of time. In fact, your number may even be flagged as "Potential Spam" if they haven't added the contact. I was shocked to discover this during my job search. There were HR

lex This isn't a Gen Z thing, it's a spam call overwhelm reaction. I never say hello first (I'm an old X'er) because 95% of the time when the phone rings from unknown numbers it's spam.

g. This was the Boomer's and Gen X way. Don't teach their children anything and then shit talk them when they struggle to catch up as adults

seven Gen Alpha acts the way they do bc the older generations aren't raising them well/at all. That's not their fault, complaining about them literally being the products of the people that raised them is so stupid to me😭

#needthat

Yes. I have long predicted that dopamine tech will ravage the lower classes, while the wealthy will seek human fulfillment & oneness with nature. This is related to the rise of minimalist aesthetics amongst the wealthy (resets dopamine) and their growing interest in meditation

male equivalent of the low rise jeans with the thong peaking out

one of the biggest reasons why everything sucks now is legitimately that we don’t have enough of these people. they’re the ones who used to keep the lights on and the business functioning at everything from restaurants to post offices but now nobody’s interested in hiring them.

He must be doing these videos in between Lyft picks ups

DRILLARY CLINTON ya dance made it to Disney!!!! #ZOMBIES4

She Was Sending Me 😭😭😭

this the type of thing you say that make the psychiatrist start writing in their notepad