Theodore Theodore Theodore

He is risen!

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Is that growth I can feel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I did rather think the papers would thumb their noses at this

England's towns are losing their public amenities at an alarming rate

We’re all increasingly familiar with the experiences of the trans widows who have been so appallingly treated by their husbands and by institutions. Is there a mirror image? Does the trans widower exist as a phenomenon?

Trying to think of a single thing an MP has done in the last little while that’s this stunningly unedifying. The Jamie Wallis mini skirt lamppost hit and run job? Apart from that I’m really coming up empty-handed here

The MP who tried to censor Danny Kruger for using the word 'suicide' while debating a bill that would amend the Suicide Act of 1961 has had another brain-wave

This post was made less than five hours after one where he proposed taking his political opponents’ children away from them:

Whenever Starmer tries to appear normal, he ends up sounding like a mixture of David Brent and the acid bath murderer spectator.co.uk/article/keir-s…

Incredible way of saying “SPECKY”

Alternatively, if it walks like a man and it quacks like a man…

Oh no

The borrowed tent I’m taking down to Galloway tomorrow is in a different tent’s bag. So the instructions didn’t match when I got it out to check it was all present and correct and I thought I was going mad until I realised 😭😭

Deport.

This is insane. Not a single one of the ‘student’ population of Gaza has not been indoctrinated into hating Jews and desiring their irradication; and the majority have been schooled into doing just that.

We are the victims of a sea border that had never been more porous in recent times, a neighbour that fails to police it and a government that refuses to make them, going so far as picking up boats guided out of French waters by France. We have more than our share of undocumented

This is pretty contemptuous People voted for him in democratic elections, that should be acknowledged and respected The shortcoming of votes to their own party should be reflected on, not lauded