Rihanna and Asap Rocky.

Longest shutdown in US history for literally nothing: immiserated tens of millions & melted down air travel for a deal that was on the table from the beginning

this shutdown was a dry run for when they shut this mf down for real. identify the guardrails then systematically remove them

they in the comments calling this our version of "the wicked witch of the east bro" 😭😭😭

+ lingerie & toy parties

"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.

Reminder that many thousands of claims were approved in the aftermath of this. Pharmacists reported suddenly seeing ZERO denied claims. This saved lives immediately.

What in the HELL

Sometimes the love of your life is somebody else’s man!

Twist the facts of what you did and manipulate his emotions 💘

She looks great

the kitties yearn to destroy fictitious finance they’re spiritually marxists

She been reading him down to the FLOOR

“Big Pedophilia” has me wheezing because that’s ✨exactly✨ what that is omg

Goldenrod

What do you mean you eating a bojangles pork chop ?