I managed to avoid the Coldplay Christmas song, which might go down as one of my outstanding achievements in the year.

An NFC East showdown in the NFC Championship #RaiseHail

First Championship game for 33 years so I’ve pulled out “The Diesel”. #HTTR

The Lost Grounds of Scotland A thread 🧵

My first Scotland game. Sitting on the barrier on the North Terracing with lads round about telling everyone not to swear because I was a boy, then giving pellets to Bannon all the way through the second half The floodlights showed the beautiful, glistening pitch and nothing else

One of the craziest finishes to an NBA game you’ll ever see.

Time for the mute button as Coltart, Harmon and Davies take to the commentary box. As much fun as TB, typhoid and tetanus. #themasters

Nobody told me that when you get older you cease to be able to lie in. This is totally unacceptable s**t!

My grand-father was the pro at Glencruitten GC in the 1950s and often told me of the high number of scratch and first class players despite it being a par 62 I doubt very much that he would ever believe that a kid from that course would be tied for the lead of #USOpen going up 18

Remember Ann Landers? This is good.

Glock pistol, Kriss Vector rifle, then AK-47. God bless America! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

This is so accurate that I'm almost wheezing.

Hopefully Scotland can cover their gaping hole in defence and stop the Greek front two of Vaginitis and Cunilingus #SCOGRE

“Willie’s in the Turf!” #BreedersCup

A sneaky Belarusian has slipped some tramadol into the Dane’s half-time cuppa #SCOGRE

As soon as the bass hit that was it Pure joy and carnage RIP Mani

The Stone Roses - Fools Gold (live at Heaton Park, 2012)

I received this in my Christmas Card from my 14 year old. AI has a lot to answer to.