Poop and Shit have announced their joint toilet clog.

born too late to see dinosaurs, too early to see flying cars but just in time to watch project hail mary in cinemas

don’t care if you didn’t get it me personally i DID

say april fools. i know you’re like two weeks late but it’s okay. fucking say april fools

il settimo episodio porco dio

THERES TEARS IN MY EYESSJXHDJ

Hudson Williams is Adonis returned, and all the world doth pause beneath his passing shadow in Laufey’s “Madwoman” music video.

fuck off

born too late to see dinosaurs, too early to see flying cars but just in time to witness young slut hudson williams

my honest reaction to gus everett casting

La bestemmia che ho appena lanciato

The Beautiful Liar of our generation is coming

“what is going on???” girl, the majority of young men are literally acting like the fvcking hitler youth.

aside from the casting thing (i don't go there and idc) y'all are really getting too comfortable using the word twink as a substitute for the f word

JESUS has announced that the BIBLE will be getting its theatrical run EXTENDED

he’s so lucky i have no dick because his prostate would be ringing harder than the bells of notre dame during easter mass

very demure, very mindful, and very baggy 🤌

SUNSHINE JESUS WAS SEEN