What if the Mike from mikes hard lemonade is the same Mike from Jersey Mikes

You hearing voices. Go take a nap.

If I die do not unfollow me because I will be back.

The bible says "love never fails" so if it fails, it wasn't love.

im definitely the type of person that would be secretly married

the way my eyesight is set up, don’t ever assume i saw you.

overheard someone asking a guy if his dog was a "she or a he" and he responded "well she's more of an 'it' now because she got spayed"

i looove buying myself things like omg here you goooo, a gifttttt

I just b eatin at a restaurant hoping they got Apple Pay at the end of this shit

My idea of love is sooo deep it doesn’t seem realistic 😭

there's a weird kind of grief that comes with late august and i cant explain it

godzilla if u can hear us. please destroy israel

parents respect you more when they don’t see you often

i’m so turned off by niggas ian even gon lie

No bad days in September🙌🏾.

You really just wake up one day and be like actually ..that’s enough of that - and switch gears completely

Starship ready for launch