I do just love eating chocolate so much

Weinberger to the front!

I drank so much soda…

A lot of people using drugs and alcohol on the trains today

TSA agent moaning “goood” as I obediently remove my shoes without being asked

Sometimes it is a bit crazy that an animal bled to death for this horrible airport chicken sandwich that I am eating

I’m zynned out at le bain

Sometimes I watch the moon rise in the night sky and feel comforted knowing my roommate is looking at the same moon

Ear plugs in time to eat some chips

30 seconds of bliss 12 hours of fear

The relevant Wikipedia page should be the first search result every time who are u kidding w this @google why would I want to scroll down so far?

Livestream audio 5 seconds ahead of video I got live spoilers for every moment 🙏

I believe I just ate several of the top 10 greatest cherries of all time

I hope all ten thousand of these cockroaches are enjoying living with me in my apartment

I am not the tickle monster and I have never been affiliated with him in any way

If you approach seven nation army with an open mind, it will blow you away with its power

Sort of like how every Starbucks is the same location, having a phone is like bringing 1 location everywhere u go

Is it just me or does it smell like updahling in here?

I’m queening out