Enjoy #HistoricalFiction set in France? Burke's efforts tick along nicely in Amazon's 'Historical French Fiction' chart. mybook.to/BurkeWaterloo may end in Belgium but starts with an attempt on Wellington's life in Paris. (Hushed up but really happened.)

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And that right there was why I started writing the Uncivil Wars books. Catch the boy Rosie in one of them wigs, I should bleedin' coco!

So, what do you do the after finishing a book? Relax? Nope! Getting ready to host a Zoom panel discussion this evening with @Paulalofting Lynn Bryant M.J.Logue and ..... special guest Bernard Cornwell Eeeek! I'm so excited! 😆😆😆

NO-ONE SHOULD GO TO SCHOOL OR WORK THINKING THEY MIGHT NOT MAKE IT HOME. #Uvalde #GunControlNow

M.J.Logue Bad Squiddo Games (Annie) Absolutely!

Sudocrem - Marie Antoinette swears by it for those awkward beheading moments....

This summer is going to be tough for a lot of families, please #RT it may help someone

And in other news, this bloody cold seems to be diversifying. Interesting spotty rash, temperature and dodgy tummy. Last time I had Covid was 3 weeks ago and tested -ve since then... anyway I'm busy so it can fuck off.

OK I am old and I actually want to know, what does the Sassy Peach scream sticker actually MEAN on Discord? It seems to get chucked about with abandon - is it a thing?

Here’s a tester. Royal Mail are telling our members that you as the public want your mail up to 3 hours later each day. They say that’s the ‘customer trends’ RT this if you don’t want your mail later and you don’t want your posties start time changed.

ksbarton.com/norse-undead/ #spooktober2022 in which we learn about #Viking undead and don't turn off the lights for three days.....

Death on the Rocks... Veronica and Claire’s delayed honeymoon on the French Riviera is interrupted when a man falls onto their beach. Did Hollywood mogul Solly Myers fall—or was he pushed? Book 8 in the Veronica Nash murder-mystery series - out now! extasybooks.com/Death-on-the-R…

I have an ear infection and it hurts and I am really fucking grumpy. Sorry about that. But it bloody hurts, and now I understand why Russell is as shitty as he is for the first three books.

The topics of the two most listened to episodes of #CavalierCast 🎙️Podcast🎙️ are contentious bedfellows: 1. The Levellers (with John Rees) 2. Sir Thomas Fairfax (with Professor Andrew Hopper & M.J.Logue) You can listen via: buzzsprout.com/1194917

So the Tank-Cat has taken the P.... off my keyboard. Glued back in place but you have to hit it really hard, and it's starting to iss me off....

Why the actual fuck does Twitter think I want to see most of these sad jingoistic wankstains, let alone follow the fuckers? The only place I'd follow most of the bastards is into hell to make sure they stayed there!