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Oakmont member just texted me. “Scotty, you’re not gonna believe the setup.”

6. 6 wins. Is. It… Sinking. In. Yet?

I’m at the Pirates game and you’re not gonna believe who’s sitting behind me, Yep! Mr. Strawberry Refresher No Inclusion No Ice and his delightful better half. They’re just bitching about the seats. Oh man, and she is PISSED about Jason Day’s outfit today.

Oakmont members watching the Chandler/Pavan group:

Not sure what’s going on today but all the golf carts at the course I’m playing have been lit on fire? (Opens golf twitter)

Burns is a WD so he can go to the parade tomorrow. JJ Spaun maintains a one shot lead.

You think the leaderboard is bad? Benson Boone was seen doing backflips off the pews just now. Johnson Wagner is apparently stretching, tearfully telling his children “goodbye” and heading out to hole 3. This is not my Oakmont.

Favorite part of this presser, possibly the entire tournament is the reporter using a Shure SM58 mic taped to the Fuck’n gills. “King shit” as they say.

Bet Titleist is pretty pumped right now.

Hey, who took that photo of Wyndham’s locker? Oh. My. God.

🚨🚨🚨 The Bay Golf Club has released Wyndham Clark after his conduct at Oakmont, per Shams Charania.

DJ Trahan is 3 back and I haven’t seen a single shot. Great job NBC.

Throwing heaters right now

The mic picking this up is still my favorite part of Sunday: “Gi ‘is a go and mibee, jus mibee hev a chance. Naw way he birdie 17, and 18.”

“If you thought Jeremy Flax’s 5.64 40 yard dash was slow, Scheffler and Ted have been over this nothing chip for 2 and a half minutes, already a hole behind. Back to you Trevor.”

Is this like a humiliation ritual for Schefter or something? One of the biggest names in covering the NFL is walking around 89 degree weather with…Robert Darmon?

New Titleist ad really leaning into the whole “no press is bad press”

Toughest job in golf, not even close.