if somebody asked me to reduce a fraction i would start crying and throwing up

me standing awkwardly at someone’s house when they tell me “make yourself at home”

😭😭😭

Your next task is to not mention how dark it is at 5pm for the next 3 months

How it feels to speak during a work meeting when you're under 30

How it feels to speak during a work meeting when you're under 30

How it feels to speak during a work meeting when you're under 30

I'm not even procrastinating anymore I'm straight up not working

Me thinking about a sweet treat

When you call your pet's name and you start hearing the pitter-patter of their little paws as they make their way to you

what my pet sees when i get home

Me 😭

Me 😭

How life feels after buying a sweet treat

hearing my boss’s footsteps coming so i put my phone down and stare at my screen like this

Real 😭

Yeah I got that dog in me

Hey sorry I missed your text I am processing a nonstop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

Me thinking about my next meal after I just ate

The way this would never work on me because I never look at my phone while I’m out 😭