june ☆ evil thought but i might try this the other way round... like all the thoughts telling me screw the ED and to eat more i imagine as trump

It is fucking wild how quickly the party of free speech immediately started persecuting people for thoughtcrime

need

I wish sword fighting in the streets was still legal. Like oh you wanna run your mouth? *Unsheathes long perfectly polished sword* let’s tango, bitch.

Brendan Wendt Bad Medical Takes Someone said that his antivaxx stance makes sense. As a Kennedy, of course he's scared of shots

somebody's gotta do it man we're running out of time

Let him out only on ONE condition...

old people get so mad when you’re young and tired

?? I am 15 and her mother said this about me

THE CHILDREN THEIR VOICES A MAN MAKES PAINFUL CHOICES HE DOES WHATS NECESSARY ANYAAAAA FOR RUSSIA MY BEAUTY WHAT CHOICE BUT SIMPLE DUTY WE HAVE THE PAST TO BURY ANNNYAAAAAAAA

The people representing us btw

My aunt is a conspiracy theorist and so I’ve started doing this thing where every time she goes off on a spiel I start loudly explaining middle earth lore. We started at the creation and now we’re about halfway through the plot of the hobbit. Love her she just annoys me sometimes

Deadass I have a dislocated joint in my back and it causes horrible horrible hip and back pain and I was talking about how my back was killing me while my grandpa was near and he said “just wait until you’re old” MY JOINTS ARE DETERIORATING IN FRONT OF YOU😭😭

I could never do one of these videos because I would literally jump across that table and fight a bitch

I wish I was a hobbit so bad I want to be around a bunch of short chubby men with their toes out 24/7

The girl is 16 btw he’s 53

Do you remember when you joined twt ? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary 😨😨