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Perfect sweetie

4 Romcoms to get to know me

If someone is 53 that just seems like a woman’s age. Not a man’s.

Baby got back

My queen is overweight

What would your jeopardy story be?

I want to watch a movie starring Anna Faris where Y2K really happened

Not to brag but there’s only soooo much I can do..

Halloween hack: burn the edges of your important documents to make make them look old and haunted!

All jokes aside it literally smells like updog in here today

And yet she persisted

The five people you meet in New Jersey

My coworker asked me what direction I put the toilet paper on the roll but I wasn’t fully listening and I said front to back duh

The synergy is palpable at work this morning

Can’t stop crying ever since I found out this is what ketchup and mustard looks like to dogs 😭🥺😢

May 27 is Derrick game winners. I don’t make the rules. Omg that’s my boy Part 2

Dick wolf of Wall Street

When I’m walking beside her people tell me I’m ugly. yes I know I’m an ugly guy (my adaptation of Yes’s cover of the Beatles)