There’s no way to explain this, but in my head Cristiano Ronaldo and Rafael Nadal are the exact same person

Going to Quamp Zimmerman’s coworker’s wedding next weekend and I already can’t stop thinking about the sheer amount of backlash Quamp is going to get after my diabetes sensor goes off continuously throughout the entire ceremony

This is what it’s all about right here

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“We don’t make mistakes*, just happy little accidents**” - Bob Ross *taking a Polaroid of kegs on accident **the ability to make it look like Clifford the big red dog is a regular at my bar

Massive shoutout to the conglomerate of 30 people taking pictures at my local theater under the marquee which just says MaXXXine

Tik Tok idea: guy who is severely disappointed after learning bisquick is pancake mix and non an instant-bisque situation

27 dollars in an OLD jean jacket

It takes one to know one. Here’s to lookin at you 🍻

What’s the use in worrying? What’s the use in hurrying?

We are baaaaack! With a new Association season at our door step, this year me and Kelly are manifesting a clean bill of health, a 115 defensive rating, Aaron Nesmith 50/40/90, success and happiness for Kelly Krauskopf, and a championship parade the Monday after Bonnaroo #BOOMBABY

I gotta say it’s a pretty great feeling every time you walk into a dispensary with a 4/20 birthday. They treat you like an absolute rock star

God this is just so much fun #IUFB #Pasadena25

#TopTendiana #TheBestTeamInTheCountry #iufb

#EmergingSuperpower

Odds of me ruining my thanksgiving dinner due to excessive consumption of skyline dip is set at -1500

youtu.be/9kWKJdQhSe4?fe… For the state championship. #Fast #Physical #Relentless

One of these times, I’ll be posting after a championship. Thank you, 2024 iufb

2025 is the year of the encore

A factual statement: My dog, Kelly Krauskopf Curts (named after the former Indiana Pacers assistant general manager) legitimately loves to watch the Pacers on tv