Your da sells carpet in fairyhouse market.

Your da slow cooks rustler burgers

Your da thinks calls it "soccer" and goes to Leinster games with the "lads"

Your Da brushes his fringe with a pen knife.

Whats an actual worse addiction? Alcohol or instagram?

It's really sad that having a phone in your hand has taken over from the traditional pint. If you spend more time with the latter in your hand you are the hero's of this planet. My screen time was 5m yesterday a new personal best. Bring back house phones that authenticate apps.

Two bets chinned at 1.05 in running. What a time to be alive

I don't think there has ever been a better passer than Trent!

Nadal the 2nd greatest ever after Dustin Brown

I see one of my beauties still up on PP

Top of the assists and 9/4 to start the first game in the world cup. Sir Gareth

Like every manager should the Brazil manager just giving Coutinho the free role, fucking magician!

Just got kicked off a football pitch for not having a mask. World is rightly fucked.

The liverpool squad right now with everyone except Thiago fit is outrageous.

First and last time I'll listen to Kendrick Lamar. Pure dirt.

FABINHO=BOSS

How Long before Inter get caught at the back?

Konate tonight what a fucking performance!

Remember when people said Liverpool have no squad. Have a look at the subs tonight!

Did anyone else notice that Diaz has done about 4 no look passes?