eternal shiny chrome you can only pick two

i asked the mixologist to make me a drink based on my vibe and this was what he came up with 😭

cant believe the eclipse gave me a stomach ache after i drank two pots of coffee today

experiencing my own personal eclipse

alright alright enough appreciating the beauty of nature and contemplating your position in the eternal ballet of the infinite cosmos get back to work

you think this dragons dogma shit is bad back in the 90s if you wanted to play a new game of civilization you had to submit your request in writing and include a cashiers check for 27.50 made out to sid meier himself

saw that my neighbor ordered door dash so i swatted him

some of yall never had to eat skunch and it shows

the world we live in is legitimately fucking insane guys who own websites are some of the most powerful people on the planet they dictate policy to the most powerful empire in history nothing makes sense

In a sane world: global holiday, parades in the streets, huge uptick of babies born nine months later

i would let the lady with the catfish stick her entire arm down my throat

Red Hot Chili Peppers? More like the red hot bags of poop (they suck)

i need husband💕 i am from us & uk

Saw a cybertruck today

Terry Funk vs Cactus Jack
Inspired by their match in IWA-Japan Kawasaki Dream 1995

nostalgia is inherently reactionary send tweet

02 Feb 2024