Eventual isn't the same as never.

I built this app for Toast that lets you order food directly from your table. Does that count as serverless development?

Ruby on Rails? I have it on vinyl.

The metaverse will be built on fucking PHP?

Rails is a weird way to spell "technical debt."

How did this age?

Actually disregard, it's React again.

s/blockchain/AI

Vibe coding.

I miss hand-crafted, artisanal code.

...is evil

typescript means never having to figure out your interfaces again (except the entire framework you use gets thrown out annually)

Linux is the new making my own sourdough

I am so happy to see python slowly falling out of favor in the AI Engineering world. JS/TS is inevitable.

fair enough, google apple and nvidia have nothing on *checks notes* Buzzfeed

"What kind of meat comes on the Functional Object Burger?" "Lamb, duh."

Just finished rewriting all my ember apps on backbone, and now I get to rewrite them all on angular. Feels good to make progress!