My neighbor Bill was in a bad mood when I saw him downtown last week. My butler asked if he was getting fired and Bill tried to run him over in his Escalade. He didn’t even thank me for the Xmas card I sent him. Lighten up Bill!

When my neighbor Bill Belichick was sitting in his car last night listening to this song at full blast I knew something was up. I’m sending over one of my favorite boxed wines to make him feel better. Always one of Hingham’s #elite youtu.be/ifm00JEjSeo?si…

We all know the most elite town ending in “Ham”

What happens when you let the Hingham kids out of the 749 instagram.com/reel/C2BJLmfyj… Barstool Pizza Reviews Hingham Elite Rory Murray

This is why I got a vasectomy after my 3td marriage Dave! Sorry! #hingham #elite

Where are the worst speed traps in your market? Main St., Hingham, MA I’m looking at you👀😂 40, 25, 30, 45, 35. Drive safely y’all!

Who's ready for the biggest party weekend of the year! Perfect timing to finally get access back to my account! Let's be elite people!

I went to an invite only rich guy event Tosca Restaurant last night and my butler brought his own drinks and almost got us kicked out of the place (photo is an artists recreation). Never bringing him again. #hingham

I has risen #hingham #elite #HappyEaster

An absolute tragedy Dana!

Happy Friday people! This is my gift to all the people of the kingdom of the South Shore! #Hull #Scituate #Cohasset #Weymouth #Marshfield #NotDuxbury #Duxburysucks #Duxburynotelite fyi you can get these at the elite CVS downtown

The Weymouth navy comprises mostly of $2k unregistered craigslist boats from the 80's with Captain Morgan driving but feel free to send 'em over to your new gulf after they inhale gas fumes released by your compressor station Bob Hedlund

Drives like my ex-wife!

I just found out from the new owner that the ostrich I sold a few years ago, Ozzy, died. I am heartbroken and it was such a hard choice to sell him but my neighbors were making such a big deal about it. Hingham is very anti exotic pet collection believe it or not. RIP Ozzy!

Where will I go ignore my 7th wife and get bombed while I wait for the ferry to Nantucket? This is terrible!

March means one thing. Cohasset dog fights are starting! I will be at the board meeting later in my spring tux ready to trash talk my not very elite friend from Duxbury. Everyone in the kingdom of the South Shore be #elite this weekend!

$1 million lottery prize purchased in Hingham trib.al/yk0sQEB

This is a very fancy license plate but not elite like the one on my Rolls which has the A