Calling all Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, and Slytherins! Join us for the ultimate #HarryPotter Quiz hosted by Lucius Malfoy himself, Jason Isaacs, all in support of our work. Sunday 11th April at 7pm, join us on Tiltify. Muggles welcome. bit.ly/HarryPotterQui…

Come to my book launch please. You can wear anything you like, ask me any question you want and be as drunk and rowdy as you fancy and no-one can throw you out the theatre (Davie Miller x). Slug is out May 13th. Tickets up now: link.dice.fm/7i3WvEK5Seb

I shared this picture in my stories and wanted to keep a record here too. The last room of the house decorated after a very long house renovation. Of course there are still minor DIY jobs to do, and I suspect our home will never be ‘done’ as I always hav… instagr.am/p/CN3CCk2LIYl/

Just been told I need to sell only 200 more copies of Slug before Sunday to be a bestseller. If by any chance you think you want the book and fancy buying it now I would LOVE YOU If you fancy retweeting this, also love you!!! waterstones.com/book/slug/holl…

Just posted a photo @ Oxfordshire instagram.com/p/CPNw5DZLzrP/…

I couldn’t resist an early walk today, even though it’s so warm. I knew I would be in meetings most of the day and getting out for a walk first made all the difference. Wishing I could share the smell of this wild rambling rose instagr.am/p/CQG9RfLLtxS/

My favourite place ever, in a corner of the Barbara Hepworth sculpture garden. It’s the light, the smell of jasmine, how the sculptures fit with the plants and the overwhelming sense of calm. instagr.am/p/CRvokuTLE4E/

The swallow of summer, cartwheeling through crimson, Touches the honey-slow river and turning Returns to the hand stretched from under the eaves - A boomerang of rejoicing shadow. From Work and Play by Ted Hughes instagr.am/p/CTVJBktrpYE/

Pumpkin and candle season ✨ I’m still trying to get my head around the fact that it’s autumn and almost November. Today I’ve planted spring bulbs in the garden, turned the compost heap over, dug and mulched the veg patches and it feels like tucking e… instagr.am/p/CVa4CTtoHRa/

Come on BBC iPlayer where is #Strictly #iplayer ??

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨 (Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

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This is worth 400 seconds of anyone’s time. If you disagree with what he says, Boris Johnson will be glad for your support.

Thanks Ocado love cookie kit! Kept my daughter busy for hours 😄

I was waiting for somebody to make this happen! Send a text to a random Russian number contradicting the Kremlin propaganda about the war in Ukraine. Free and easy!

A person who famously doesn’t know the difference between publicly owned & publicly funded, is selling off one of our great assets. Why? Channel 4 contributed £992m to UK economy in 2019 & supported over 10,000 jobs. Sounds like it pays its way to me. This is deeply sinister.

Yes! ‘My spelling isn’t that great’: Michael Morpurgo on why teaching kids to love writing is more important than grammar theguardian.com/books/2022/may…

Starting to think Boris Johnson has been rumbled

Only eleven months since my last grid post ☺️ from the lovely Brockhampton estate in Herefordshire NT Brockhampton instagr.am/p/CiE9nnmKKpe/

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