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NOTICE OF TEMPORARY TRAFFIC DISRUPTION IN NAIROBI Due to the ongoing African Nations Championship (CHAN 2024), the National Police Service wishes to inform the public of temporary road closures and traffic diversions in Nairobi on Sunday,10th August 2025, as follows: ROAD

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The High Court at Kerugoya issues a Conservatory Order stopping the importation of 500,000 MT of rice, pending the hearing and determination of the Petition filed by the Farmers Party.

Court Halts Duty-Free Import of 500,000 Tonnes of Rice courthelicopter.ke/court-halts-du…

Highlights from Public Participation on the Draft NPSC Recruitment and Appointment Regulations, 2025 1. Central region held at Nyeri County led by Commissioner Peris Muthoni.

5. South Rift Valley region held at Nakuru County led by CEO Peter Leley.

Storm over hiring of 10,000 police officers epaper.nation.africa/product/daily-…

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Probation asks for time to file Pre bail report in OCS Talaam’s Phone Fraud Case Probation officer has requested more time to file a pre-bail report in the case where OCS Samson Talaam’s phone was allegedly misused in June 2025 through a SIM swap fraud while in IPOA custody,

MEETING WITH MICHAEL KIBWAGE OF HARAMBEE STARS Glad to have met Harambee Stars Centre Back Michael Kibwage. I expressed my gratitude to him and the entire national soccer team on their exemplary performance in the ongoing CHAN #CHAN #HarambeeStars

In major boost in modernisation programme, the port of Mombasa welcomed a shipment of 10 new rubber-tyred gantry (RTG) cranes early this morning delivered aboard a specialised general cargo vessel MV YU AN that berthed at the port. The arrival of the cranes marks the

Explainer: Concubines and ‘Side Chicks’ Cannot Get Any Share of Matrimonial Property in Kenya. Lawyer Danstan Omari explains why only legally recognized spouses have rights to matrimonial assets, citing recent legal developments, key court rulings, and protections under the

Today in 1945, George Orwell published a devastating critique of Communism. Animal Farm reveals why every communist revolution follows the same tragic pattern: liberation to corruption to oppression. Here are 10 truths from Animal Farm Orwell warned us never to forget 🧵👇🏼

Timeless lessons: Always invest with a 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐋 in mind. How much of your 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 can your investments cover? How much of your 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 can your investments cover? A few changes, but the core truth remains. True in 2024, Still True in 2025

I love this little life of mine. When my GenZ were much younger I hated how everything “fun” was tied to a shilling. Malls and all. I consciously made the decision to take them to places where fun cost nothing. We have made millions of happy memories for over 15 years.

This hit harder than any parenting advice I've ever heard

Hii Kenya yetu once hamjakaribiana bei na sales person wachana na hio kitu kabisa 😅 Just go and do your research afresh otherwise utaoshwa bure. The whole experience is just horrible. Too many brokers and greedy traders.

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Safaricom officially launches B-LIVE, a time-based internet bundle that adds flexibility to existing MB/GB plans. The bundles are priced at Sh20 for 1hr, Sh50 for 3hrs, and Sh150 for 6hrs