HEY CHICK-EN! DON’T YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME CHICKEN! GET OVER HERE I JUST WANT TO TALK HAHA NO I DON’T! BE AFRAID CHICKEN!!!

HEY CHICK-EN! WHY U UP ON THAT STAGE CHICKEN?! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOUR NOISE, CHICK-EN!

More bad embroidery by Val because even though I have OCD I don’t have the patience to follow stereotypes and make the lettering neat or even; anyway The Golden Ratio some kind of big man inspired !!!!

LOOK WHO THINKS HE’S SO GODDAMMED FANCY?!

DON’T YOU LOOK AT ME, CHICK-EN! DON’T YOU POINT THAT POINTY FACE AT ME!

WHAT YOU DOIN UP ON THAT FENCE, CHICK-EN? YOU BETTER WATCH YOU DON’T FALL OFF BECAUSE I’M COMING FOR YOU, CHICK-EN!

HEY MAMA CHICKEN! NICE BABY CHICKEN YOU GOT THERE!

HEY CHICK-EN! WHAT YOU PECKIN AT? NOT MUCH OF A BIG MAN WHEN YOU’RE EATING OFF THE GROUND!

YOU’RE JUST A GAS STATION CHICK-EN BUT YOU ACT LIKE YOU’RE SO GODDAMMED IMPORTANT!

HEY CHICK-EN! WHAT’S WITH THAT HIGH STEPPING LIKE YOU’RE IN A MARCHING BAND? WHERE IS YOUR TROMBONE, CHICK-EN?!?!?

WHERE YOU GOIN SO FAST, CHICK-EN? YOU’RE NOT EVEN ON THE BEACH CHICK-EN THAT FENCE CREATES AN ILLUSION!!

HEY CEMETERY CHICK-EN! STOP DISRESPECTING THE DEAD! YOU WON’T BE SUCH A BIG MAN WHEN SOMEONE HAUNTS YOU, CHICK-EN!

HEY CHICK-EN! NICE SKIRT YOU GOT THERE, CHICK-EN! sadanduseless.com/muffin-liners/

LIVING OFF DISCARDED PIZZA CRUSTS YET YOU STILL THINK YOU’RE SOME KIND OF BIG MAN!!! STOP BOTHERING THE DINERS, CHICK-EN! 🍕

This is art I support!

HEY CHICK-EN! DON’T YOU COME AT ME LIKE THAT UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET PET! YOUR POINTY FACE WON’T HELP YOU THEN, CHICK-EN!

HEY CHICK-EN! DON’T BE SUCH A CLICHE! YOU’VE GOT NO REASON TO CROSS THAT ROAD, I’M ONLY TRYING TO PET YOU CHICK-EN!!!

HEY CHICK-ENS!! GET AWAY FROM THAT WALL CHICK-ENS THE WALL CAN’T PROTECT YOU FROM ME GET OVER HERE AND GET PET!

HEY CHICK-EN! WHAT YOU DOIN UP IN THAT TREE, CHICK-EN?! GET DOWN HERE!!!

HEY CHICK-EN! GET OFF THAT BICYCLE, CHICK-EN! YOU CAN’T EVEN REACH THE PEDALS! YOU’RE JUST A JOKE, CHICK-EN!