so. height difference klance, right? imagine lance making the millionth joke about keith's height. maybe it's that joke about the reason that he's such an angry little spitfire is because short people are closer to hell. and keith just sighs deeply and glares at him.

lance using a magical fleshlight that unbeknownst to him, connects to whoever he's fantasizing about and magically turns into their pussy... so it responds just like their pussy as well, throbs and clenches, feels real, feels warm and wet, tastes real...

nsfw // klance sneaking away from a fancy diplomatic event to go make out in a dark hallway: “fuck,” lance pants, licking eagerly into keith’s mouth and groaning when keith nips at his bottom lip. “you look so fucking good, keith. i swear to god, having to keep my hands +

DINNER IS SERVED!! lol jk, but my fic is up now! Go give her a read and leave a comment :3

Bottom Keith #klance where Keith sees how he’s been growing while on the space whale and he’s worried that Lance won’t like the changes when he gets back, but Lance is all too eager to rail his grizzled boyfriend

thinking about pregnant Keith getting a cold and he’s so grumpy. He’s super stubborn and tries to clean the kitchen, then the room, and even the nursery. But his feet ache, his head hurts, and he feels feverish with a stuffy nose. +

NSFW Klance AU: The gang leave Lance with that weird human-galra hybrid guy for a while while they grab some space cigarettes or something. They bond

Lance with an absolute massive cock, but hes a grower. So when Keith first sees it soft, he's a little disappointed but he loves Lance so would never complain. Then the first time they fuck Keith is shocked when he feels how big Lance is, not having seen him hard before entering

t4t klance scissoring while they’re on their periods that’s it

keith and lance rubbing their pussies together ,, them humping each other until they get off, their clits so warm and wet and swollen that they keep sliding too far and end up accidentally edging themselves for ages

FUN FACT: KEITH KOGANE takes it up the ASS.

a rare sub lance post from me, but hot take... i feel like lance would be into dickstepping 🤔 and i myself may be foot averse IRL, but i'm 100% convinced lance has a foot fetish and a shoe fetish (heels and boots specifically) he just seems like the kind of perv to love that 🥰

so pls imagine lance hiring sex worker keith to step on his dick with beautiful stiletto peep toe heels on with his toe nails painted all pretty, wearing a shiny ankle bracelet, ofc dressed in lovely lingerie as he verbally degrades lance and grinds his foot against his dick...

or sugar daddy lance buying his sugar baby keith a bunch of pretty heels and giving him a professional grade pedicure himself, nail polish and all, while keith rubs the foot not in lance's hand against lance's crotch and teases him for being such a pervert...