"car crossing a double yellow? i see nothing wrong with this." ahh post

"we elves don't have body odor..."

i miss my wife i want to suffocate in her thighs right now

How do you explain to a regular person that the majority of cockroach species are just normal cute bugs, and not dirty insects filled with diseases without sounding like fucking asmongold

when they wiggle and squirm like that >>

extraordinarily rare trump W

two rare trump Ws in a row?

there's no excuse for this

🚨 The Earth just tilted off its axis. Tucker Carlson is now calling out Trump’s own regime, accusing it of using Charlie Kirk’s assassination as a pretext to abolish the First Amendment, round up Americans, and Nazify the country. Yes. He said that. And he’s not wrong.

FACT: 99% OF SMOKERS CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN INDICA AND SATIVA!!! CALL THE WEED WHATEVER U WANT. HOW WOULD THEY KNOW

Dogs. Trained. To. Rape. Dogs Trained To Rape. Dogs. Trained. To. Rape.

cracked a twink on saturday and a butch on sunday i identify as whatever lets me hit

i love being a whore

the crushing reality of all that you've destroyed and the love you abandoned

AI this, chatgpt that. how about you hallucinate some bitches instead

im sorry but who gives a fuck about this ???? 125 thousand likes and i don't even know who this guy is. i cant be alone.

When you're backing OUT of a parking spot you're blinded by the cars next to you versus backing IN you can see what's behind you and then in front when you leave.