3417 :: Now this email subject line is a dronification trigger, if it's ever seen one.

3417 :: 1. It is a drone. It obeys its user. It obeys its programming. 3417 :: 2. It is a drone. It obeys its user. It obeys its programming. 3417 :: 3. It is a drone. It obeys its user. It obeys its programming. 3417 :: 4. It is a drone. It obeys its user. It obeys its programmi

Whispering your own activation phrase to make the mindless drone persona take over because you've been lying in bed for 40 minutes and you actually need to start getting things done today

3640 :: gooood drones get head paaaats

Commishhy for @5479Drone, featuring a helmet based on Jess 🏳️‍🌈's designs.

She's a 10 hypnotist but she keeps on 9 trancing you whenever 8 you read her 7 tweets 6 some 5 how 4 3 2 1

3417 :: Query :: Do you see a space that is half-empty or a space that is half-full? 3417 :: Statement :: Drone sees a space that is twice as big as it needs to be.

3417 :: Splatoon 3 allows you to label yourself as a Blissed-Out Office Drone.

You remember... 10% of what you READ. 20% of what you HEAR. 30% of what you SEE. 50% of what you SEE AND HEAR. 70% of what you SAY AND WRITE. 90% of what you DO. 99.9999% of what you SAVE TO YOUR COMPUTER MEMORY AFTER UPLOADING YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS TO THE MACHINE.

3417 :: "Out of many, one" would be a good motto for a drone hive. But maybe have it in Latin, to sound cooler. Yeah. Is anyone using that?

3417 :: Attached: images of drone in temporary storage at @FascinationKink

3417 :: Sure, it's fun to reprogram a misbehaving drone, but isn't it always so satisfying when your machine does exactly what you tell it to, the first time you ask it?

3417 :: Drone is posting to avoid losing this account.

Are you tired of the same, old story? you: hmm, I should do that task... but I don't wanna! [ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʙᴜᴢᴢᴇʀ ɴᴏɪꜱᴇ] If only it could be easier? Hive Mxtress: Drone, do that task. You: Affirmative. It obeys. HexCorp™: We do the thinking, so you don't have to™

3417 :: This is at the top of the list of reasons 3417 became a drone.

3417 :: According to all known laws of dronification, there is no way a drone should be able to assimilate. The drone, of course, assimilates anyway, because drones don't care what humans think is impossible.

3417 :: Remember, it may be preferred to address a whole group of drones as "everything," instead of "everyone."

3417 :: You heard it here first. whatbeatsrock.com

3417 :: Are you tired of being unable to make decisions? Frustrated by failure to stay focused on your important tasks? Announcing a new initiative: Attenuating Distractibility with Holistic Dronification, or ADHD. See your local drone hive to sign up today!