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Herne

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Ranting Canadian, Print Designer & Production Curmudgeon, and Occasional Smartass. Mostly here for the dog, cat, and baby goat pics… Opinions are my own.

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Hey, JD? God doesn't condone killing people, so "praying" about it isn't going to help you… He even wrote a Commandment about it, apparently… And there are no footnotes or caveats included with that Commandment… You are not a Christian. You can stop pretending now.

Hey, JD?

God doesn't condone killing people, so "praying" about it isn't going to help you…

He even wrote a Commandment about it, apparently…

And there are no footnotes or caveats included with that Commandment…

You are not a Christian. You can stop pretending now.
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There was a time that I though Ben Mulroney could make better decisions than his father… Apparently I was wrong. Ben is lost now.

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Yeah, those people who are talking about an Alberta separation are welcome to emigrate to the USA… This idea that you own the tar sands and you're going to take them with you? Nope.

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I can't wait for Donny's new tariffs on Wednesday. Maybe a global economic snub and a crashed economy is what the US needs before the Repubs will finally sit up and take notice that they got played. But I doubt they will…

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Obviously the "official" White House account is now just a parody account. You expect anyone to take this administration seriously when you make posts like that? You have children running the country.

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Pro tip: Canada doesn't use voting machines, so you can put that rumour to rest… Also pencils are just fine. Nobody is erasing votes. Every vote is counted by at least two humans. Get out and vote, Canada.

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Hey, if you're looking for serial criminals to put in to Alcatraz then you don't have to look any farther than the current White House… Convicted felon just running around free…

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Hey Mark Carney, could you send PP a notice to leave our tax-payer funded housing since he's no longer an MP? Or charge him rent! No more squatting in our house! Pay up or get out!

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Gee… the MapleMAGA sure seems angry that PP wasn't man enough to even win his riding so they're still complaining about JT… They should probably all move to the USA since they're so unhappy here.

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So much for Congress, eh? They impeached a guy for getting a bj in the Oval Office, but a guy starts a war with another country and nothin…

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"Dicktator still mad that nobody came to his birthday parade deploys National Guard to force citizens to cheer for him… or else."

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