Walking around without headphones, listening to the sounds of people and nature—God’s podcast, as I call it

Welp.

November

I truly think “witches” is my favorite genre of horror

n, as they say, w

I think seeing the Paddington puppet look sad would kill me

Fuuuuuuuuck

Real soft spot for Phoebe. The runner of her constantly reintroducing herself cracks me up

It be like that sometimes

Favorite JCO tweet. Had such a breakdown while reading it that my wife put it on a mug

lol um nice try but I’ve had these behaviors since I was a child. I developed them then. There’s no way they’re no longer serving me as an adult

Get their fucking ass, your holiness

Lots to unpack here but my first and most pedantic thought is that JFK rarely wore a hat, to the point that the Hat Lobby pressured him into wearing a hat to his inauguration for fear that the president not wearing a hat would destroy hat sales