Sad bolt is back and it’s only May

My red flag is I think I could pull SZA given the right circumstances

couldn’t feel worse for die hard Vampire Weekend fans who came to OSL to see them. Played 2 songs of their first 3 albums, took only cover requests for the last 20 minutes from the crowd. Didn’t know lyrics or right key. Gotta be worst headline I’ve ever seen.

Can’t wait to watch this guy throw strawberries through a battleship tonight ⚡️ #btfu

Madison Beer has this whole roster moving diiiiiiiffy

Hang it in the fucking louvre #boltup #beerme

Hey Elon Musk. Let’s make a better electric car that doesn’t make everyone puke from ur regenerative breaking. - sincerely everyone in NYC #teamwaymo

Chargers O-Line has me wanting to commit sepuku every fucking snap.

Shooting yourself in the foot seems tame we’re blowing our dicks off with a shotgun

Shohei mother fucking Ohtani

Whose Chargers defense is worse… Minter or Staley’s? Honestly starting to lean Minter.

Immaculate levels of boltage

calling all Madison Nation Etsy witches to please cast healing spells, potions, directed to Justin’s ankle.

Every time they reference the “we need to protect Herbert at all costs” Justin gets sent to the shadow realm within 5 seconds.

Mahomes shouldn’t throw hospital balls if they don’t want to get their guys fucking hospitalized. #freeunc

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We just swept the fucking chiefs. We just eliminated the chiefs from the playoffs. I haven’t bolted up this hard since week 1. Im naming my first son Justin Derwin Marcus.

REAL BALL TEAM ⚡️⚡️⚡️

I wish I could go back in time and rip the LT fathead off my wall. It has been nothing but a lifetime of pain being a charger fan. I can’t take it anymore.

Roman is gone!! Liberation day!!!!!