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Of course not. Pickett supporters, much like Putin or Stalin, are all about shutting out any opposing view. Deep down, they know they’re wrong. I’m sure the likes of Chancellorpink & company will be great supporters of Pickett when he’s loading their mulch at Home Depot in 3 years

Conspiracy brain is telling me this is a PR stunt by a pathetic Pirates team. Stands are gonna be packed next game.

This is how I imagine Karlo Zovko when he loses an argument. Classic crybaby Pitt fans. It’s funny because I’d argue WVU has more common sense than the clowns up North.

FUCK YEAH SOVEREIGNTY JUST RETIRED ME

Sat down with a bourbon, notebook, and a pen to figure out this 100 vs. 1 gorilla. Here’s what I’ve got so far:

I’m blocked by almost every Kenny Pickett fan page. A simple reply pointing out how ridiculous it is to support him earns a block every time. These people are fascists. Really no surprise though that the “Heil to Pitt” would be so Anti-Semitic. Pitt is full of absolute losers.

This you?

#NewProfilePic Happy Taco Tuesday everyone!!

Breaking: VOM places $780 bet on WVU Over 5 Wins

It looks like The Voice of Morgantown is more focused on harassing the elderly in private messages instead of actually reporting on stuff. This guy self-prescribes himself as a thought leader for WVU sports. What an ass clown. I may be old, but I’d still beat your ass.

All these wins today got me thirsty. #winewednesday

I think I may have struck a nerve for The Voice of Morgantown after comedically claiming he makes $100K per year as a means to harass me in private messages. I’m sure the guy clearing $100K drinking rum out of his coconut in Florida would be this concerned about someone calling him out

Sun is shining, birds are chirping. It’s a GREAT day to be Henry McSorcery.

Thank you to Chipotle for respecting your elders. Really made my day. My kids got a good laugh at this.

So glad this loser will live out his limited NFL days within a dogshit organization. Hopefully KP gets good at his grocery bagging technique.

Just took an acid tablet. Bamboozled. Henry McSorcery does it like no one else

Pat Narpussy back at it again

Earlier today at the supermarket a Pitt fan approached me in a friendly manner. I spit on him and called him retarded. Turns out it was a child and they were recording a “What Would You Do” episode. They’re going to try and paint me in a bad light. Just a fair warning.

Never seen more Pitt fans cry about something else in my life. A fanbase that casually calls WVU “cousin fuckers” but can’t handle a 3 second reel of someone stepping on their logo. It’s time for everyone to recognize that people who went to Pitt are gutless pussies.

Good morning to everyone except Pitt fans. FYI - Pitt goers love crawling into my replies with negativity about WVU. Enjoy this photo of me on the beach while my investments make 8x more than you’ll ever see in your life. Regards, Henry