On the plus side, I now only have 7 games of football to watch before I can forget this shitbag of a cursed season ever happened.

Why are ticket inspectors so passionate about their job I don’t understand

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!💚⚽️🏆🏆 In an absolutely extraordinary afternoon, AFC Kempston have beaten Sharnbrook to avoid relegation and Riseley Soorts draw with Crawley Green Reserves to hand us the league title on goal difference and complete a league and cup double! #WeAreFC

Little bit of advice for Utd. Go back to what you’re good at. 10 behind the ball and 70 launches over to Rashford until it works

Do you know how funny this is?

I’d love to know the overlap between reform voters and people who think Walker should be playing here over Trent

Loved this so much. It was met with 'England got away with it' on comms 😢

Carlo Ancelotti welcome to the Arne Slot penitentiary

Another Colossus performance and Clean Sheet from VVD. He has a mix of elite anticipation with subtle micro-adjustments in positioning, closing passing lanes while simultaneously baiting opponents into low-percentage actions. Truly the greatest ever.

Peep quotes and comments. If Curtis Jones played here he'd be called the next Scholes.

Diaz got dartitis

Liverpool are the fittest team in the league. They are simply overrunning teams and people deep it too much.

How do you watch all of the previous corners where Mac Allister was getting beaten by Burn and not change a single thing? Awful.

Steven Gerrard I love you man. Even when we were beyond dog shit we had this once in a life time football player to stop us from ever becoming this level of shit. I’ll never forget you.

I despise Carragher commentating on our games. Everything we do is the worst thing ever and everything the opposition do is amazing.

“Feel sorry for Burnley there. Deserved better than that.” The game:

Honestly I’d go one further. Expand it to all 211 teams. You could do the group stages locally/regionally for logistical reasons. Best 32 teams from the group stage make it through to the ‘finals’. Then hold that in one country with a group stage/knockouts. Everybody wins 🙃

If that level of contact is a pen. Mo Salah is owed 4827;82);83) pens

Just a hunch, but I get the sense Alan Shearer is perhaps not Liverpool’s biggest fan…