i woke up in the night and saw you creepin (tip toe tip) oh girl i know your secret (you dippin on me) got that mcnugget lovin (you went to mcdonalds?)

Bezos took William Shatner with him to space so that ground control would feel bad about a “failed mission”

“War crimes” seems like a redundant phrase..??

politicians should be required to wear a jacket that has all the corporations sponsoring them like nascar

My new album “Empathy in a Vacuum” is out now Stream here: tinyurl.com/EmpathyVacuum

Slay queen

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If I ever become a famous painter and die, I’m ok with this

Who wants an autograph??? Been perfecting this sig for a while, but use it or lose it right

We r consuming females in 2022

Should I develop an inner monologue?

My tube amp

Ed Sheeran has now completed all the main math symbols with his album titles. (Plus, Multiply, Divide, Equals, Subtract)

I’m buying twitter

Just tried parralel parking in a dream

Liza Minnelli has outlived Noel and Liam Gallagher’s 15-year feud. Oasis, 🇬🇧’s biggest band, is reuniting and will perform multiple shows in 2025.

i have always wanted a ketamine addicted foreigner to start deleting entire sections of my government because he can’t regulate his emotions or integrate with society