Man, that whole bizarre story sure vanished out of the national news spotlight pretty quick, didn't it?

Need it

he looks like those poor fucked up dogs white people be having

ppl forget there was no glasses when a lot of myths and biblical stories were written…mfs had astigmatism talkin about there’s an angel right there 😹😹😹

Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

Screaming. Endless screaming. Scratching out my eyes tearing out my hair They would have to institutionalize me

still can’t believe how y’all changed this into meaning “clock that tea”

Shutting down the United States House of Representatives to avoid a vote on the Epstein matter should cause everyone to recalibrate their conspiracy meter from like a 6 out of 10 to 8.5 out of 10.

Fuck it. Entire "Mama I'm Coming Home" from Ozzy's final set.

She made $9,000 a minute. For most a lump sum of 9k would be life changing and she made it per minute. She was chief executive of Blackstone Real Estate Income Trust and her sole job was making sure housing is expensive and that we all rent for the rest of our lives. Rest in piss

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

hey!!!! instagram just enabled a feature super similar to snap maps that shares your live location and you have to go to your settings to opt out!!!!!! do that rn

ADHD mfs when there is a task to do but no deadline

To their credit, the Founding Fathers always knew a king-like tyrant would one day try to rule as personal dictator and use the powers of the presidency to live above the law. But they never foresaw an entire branch of government abdicating oath in favor of partisan complicity

Lots of citizens manipulated by algorithmically produced media have commented on this post. It's like a case study. Pay special attention to those invoking Biden or Obama - projection is a primary refuge for the cognitively dissonant.

bottom two on ANTM

alchemy baby

People are reading AI-generated synopses of books and then claiming they read 100 books in a book. This is how the abolition of books began in Fahrenheit 451: classics were condensed into five-minute summaries for those too busy to do the reading. Later came the burnings.

People who are against kids eating meals at the school they are required to be at are the worst people in the world. People who say "it's not free, it's MY TAXES". Good! Feed kids, build a better community. That's a GREAT use of taxes you selfish asshole!