Real friends don't get offended when you call them bad names, they smile and call you something more offensive."mar-louise olivier

Being tired in school and thinking"I'm going to take a nap when I get home" and then when I get home I'm not tired anymore."Marizaan Moolman

you're never too old for cartoons."mar-louise olivier

Sleep + social life = bad grades. Good grades + sleep = no social life. Good grades + social life = no sleep.Annemieke Helm

If jealousy were a disease I would have been in the hospital by now;)Jeanri Perry mar-louise olivier

"Psychology: Taking a 60 minute nap will give you 10 hours of energy."mar-louise olivier

Reasons why I stop replying:1) I'm busy 2) You're boring 3) I'm mad 4)You replied with one word 5) I'm on twitter 6) I'm eating"mar-louise olivier

"Girl Thoughts ♥: I want to go on a big road trip with my best friends and just get away."mar-louise olivier

"Female Struggles: the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi"mar-louise olivier

"Retarded Mom: Feeling depressed? Have a banana, they relieve depression!"Ane smit