❝ all the powers of a squirrel, all the powers of a girl❞

GAY SEX😦😦😦😦😦😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😦😦😧

I didn’t know I had another one, what the hickety heck.

Picks up Tiny Trouble ☆ and swings her around.

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doom yourself before the narrative does.

That’s called menopause, baby cakes.

That one felt personal, not gonna lie.

#Poolverine & #Deadclaws: Joyride.

Feels up ─┈ 𝑾𝑬𝑩𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫.ᐟ˖★* . ݁ all suave like.

What happens in the Honda Odyssey stays in the Honda Odyssey.

Yeah, and I sucked dick in that van, so who’s really winning now.

We have such meaningful conversations.

Babes, babes. Can we get a chinchilla.

Parades him around like guys, look at this little fella.

Oh no! I’ve been turned into a marketable Pandora charm and I can’t get up.

Women want me. Fish fear me. Derek at H&R Block two blocks over also fears me, but that Halloween party was two years ago and he really should have gotten over it by now.

LOGAN IN THE CART 😭😭

qiaoxian My posts are seen by few and liked by less, but by god will I keep posting. By His will I will deliver us mediocre tweets and takes and singularly add to the great fuel of cultural conversation.