Elton Brand (@hellomaximo) 's Twitter Profile
Elton Brand

@hellomaximo

Counselor at Law. Still not Ja Rule’s lawyer.

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calendar_today16-08-2010 16:03:42

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idk, during the pandemic a high school aged kid tapped me on the shoulder at a grocery store and asked me what something was on his instacart app. It was a zucchini which seemed obvious to me. We’re more failing these kids/workers who don’t have this base knowledge, no?

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Not sure how this goes. Still asking folks to leave their homes, and still running into the “pick” problem. If you already can’t pick your produce, why not opt for delivery which has already been entrenched? Save 20 bucks? idk Design and build looks excellent, however.

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Oh man. I’m not sure how this kinda washed over me for a while, I assumed he was *just* bringing kids to the island. He was straight up funneling them from Mexico and distributing them across the country… Gates, Trump, etc. all complicit. The actual plot of Taken

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This is so cool. I remember being in high school in Cleveland when The Chosen One first started dropping shit, mixtapes, remixes, everything and we consumed it all. It’s fun to think about how different countries (worlds to me, then and now) were jammin his tunes too. Music unites.

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Way better to be an even keeled, pretentious cockbag who grifted his way to wealth by rug pulling his way through the SPAC fad.