I love being stoned I hate working

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

IMPEACH THIS FAT ORANGE BITCH

always smoking with a pure and kind heart so lung damage never gets to me

The relationship you build with a gas station clerk by your crib is important😭💀

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight

7pm and still bright outside

Didn’t you idiots vote for Trump because you wanted lower gas prices, lower grocery prices, no new wars, and a full release of the Epstein files? How is that going?

i usually pay $30 to fill up my tank but i had to pay $50 today

we all died and this is hell

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

this and that monkey shirt w/ the jelly slides was tea.

and for the lady, perhaps a blunt?

sometimes I'm late because I lay like this for a long time:

Now I understand why older people are calmer… after you’ve died enough times inside, you learn to breathe, let go, and simply be.

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

Kamala wanted to give first time homeowners a $25,000 credit towards the purchase of their home. Trump started a war, has no healthcare plan, caused food and fuel to skyrocket, and raped little girls. Great fucking job America.