“Alright then. You can leave now.”

Mood.

𝓦ʜᴇɴ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀs sᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʀᴇ FINE ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍs ᴛʜᴇɴ ɢᴇᴛ ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜs ᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ sɴɢʟᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ʜᴀs... #ThankYouNext

I almost forgot it was #SeductiveSunday.

“Should be asleep but the castle is too quiet and I’m bored out of my mind.”

𝓗eiᴅi 💋 ᴏʀiɢiɴᴀʟ 𝓥aᴍpiʀe 𝓥ixeɴ { 𝓘nteractions 𝓒all } an independent AU portrayal of the infamous #Volturi Fisher #GameOfThrones #ASOIAF #Twilight #TVD #TrueBlood Medieval/Modern #MV #MS #RP SLs or Banter 𝓢hips 𝔀/ 𝓒hem OC & Crossover Friendly #NSFW #NoMinors 💋

; An independent AU portrayal of Victoria from the twilight verse. ᴀ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴛʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴇʟʟ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴇʙᴛ ɪꜱ ᴘᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴏꜰꜰ. ♡/↺

|| Looking for interactions from all #Vampire fandoms, preferably long term SLs. Feel free to DM to plot. Thanks! 💋

|| Just a friendly reminder I haven’t changed one bit. 😈💋 “Hell on Heels" ~ Pistol Annies music.amazon.com/albums/B005F1W…

Over a decade later, not much has changed… #MyTwitterAnniversary

RT God The real reason David beat Goliath is that when David threw a rock, Goliath threw scissors.

RT RuPaul If 'performing' on stage, in the bedroom or in an alley, never remove your wig or high heels

RT Ted Are You Single?" "No, I`m Plural." "No, I mean, are you free this friday?" "No, I`m expensive!"

RT Ted BEST FRIENDS: They know how weird you are & still choose to be seen with you in public.

RT Libra Is A Luxury #Libras find happiness in brightening someone's day. We find that happiness greatly intensifies when brightening our own

RT Libra Is A Luxury #Libras adore shopping and are exceptionally great at it.

RT Libra Is A Luxury #Libra - calm, cool, collected and above the bullshit.

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RT Epic Women You take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame. -Erica Jong