would u fuck ted lasso

need a busch light w a lime and a pack of pall malls w urgency open.spotify.com/track/7w6PJe5K…

me giggling at this and then realizing i am the 30 year old coworker

i have so much to say about everything ever please invite me on a podcast

I am looking for a wealthy husband‼️ About me: - 27 years old - no money - no prospects - a burden to my parents - frightened

up at 4a looking at all the earthquakes happening around the world

Yall voting for trump bc of his “economic policy” but yall don’t even make enough to qualify for the tax cuts. broke and dumb 😂😭

“Yeah bro I’m just worried about Kamala’s tax plan”

The internet after learning about Luigi Mangione

i really just be admiring my apartment and this space i curated to be so colorful but so cozy and peaceful ahhhhh i love it here 🥹💚

I am trippin over the fact I’ll be 30 next year. I have been through so much. I never envisioned a future for myself growing up. I didn’t know if I’d be here tbh. & here I am, a kind, smart and beautiful, daughter, almost a decade at a company I love, a place to call home..

YE STFU

grwm to watch season 2 episode 2 of the last of us

🤍fentywhoree🤍 it had to be done

amaya acting like someone died, hannah acting like charlie went off to war, huda on the chopping block, ace and jeremiah going at it tomorrow. this is what love island is about. #loveislandusa

okay so….our votes got taken out of context and now huda thinks we love her and are protecting her from jeremiah when half of their issues and problems literally stem from her i- #loveislandusa

i know everyone like is ohhh ace is the worst or whatever but i like him!!

Iran tweeting like a 15 year old girl talking about ‘whoever can get it,’ huda crashing out on love island usa giving damn near mentally ill energy, astroworld tragedy documentary just dropped..lord what the hell is going on

Can someone help me understand, isn’t the reason the girls sent Hannah home this season, the same reason they sent Andrea home last season? Or am I missing something

Btw, my account is basically a love island account now. I will disappear into the abyss once again when the season is over