I Hate When This Happens: I lost my phone. Oh wait let me call it! CRAP, it's on vibrate! EVERYONE SHUTUP!!

If you still receive both these calls you are the luckiest person in the world

I wish you could Google anything. Like, "Where is my phone?" and it would be like, "It's under the couch, dumbass."

That moment when you close your eyes to apply shampoo and you get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower..

This is my TED talk

School for 12 years, college for 4 years... then you work until you die. Great.

Bro what are cats

I'm officially taken 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍as a fucking joke

i’m the type of person who’s 100% down for random adventures but also 100% down to lay in bed all day.

You're 15... You should be feeling butterflies in your tummy, not a baby kicking.

That moment when you close your eyes to apply shampoo and you get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower..

That awkward moment when you realize people are laughing at you, not with you.

Dear chocolate commercials, no one eats chocolate in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people. -_-

It's funny how we can remember the lyrics to hundreds of songs, but can't remember anything when we study for a test.

I hate when websites asks "Are you human?" .. No I'm a Alien.

I be overthinking these

That moment when you close your eyes to apply shampoo and you get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower..

National Anthem of Kids 😁 youtu.be/bCnF-dqJb1Q

The struggle is real 😴