trying to be them.

RT if you are one of the dinosaurs in our park. We need to speak with you about rules and regulations re: some of the cages.

Spot on, don’t you think?

imagine losing your job and then spending two years whining about how unfair it was. shut the fuck up already and go hide out in your shitty golf motel, you sad fucking loser

I think I’ll miss coffee dad the most.

I need to learn some panic chords.

I've loaded up a Christmas gift basket with a whole bunch of horror goodies - more included that's not pictured! - and I'd like to send it out to someone. To throw your name in the running, all you have to do is FOLLOW ME and RT THIS TWEET. US only! 🎅

YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNLESS YOU SUPLEXED A JABRONI

This is why I love Costco. Just found a 7-pack of “The Hangover” for $8.99.

I can’t believe Gabe Serbian died that fucking sucks.