There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Facebook is like a time machine. You go there and people are still arguing about shit that happened 10 years ago

A hospice, but for your hopes and dreams.

People change but friends don't.

A beautiful face is dangerous but a beautiful mind is deadly.

Do you bruise easily? Or do you bruise with enthusiasm?

I see posts like, "If food is too expensive just grow your own." Okay George Washington why didn't I think of that

Coffee, the exhaustion hostage negotiator.

Skibidi do da🎶🎵

The bluebird of happiness said to tell you hey.

Do we have world peace yet?

I’m like if a gas station hotdog was a person

What the hell?

Jon Willbanks Pee-Mail. 🤣🤣

*saves file on computer* OneDrive: got it me: where? OneDrive: what

My alarm went off and I’m still not woke.

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Can’t. I’m coffeeing.

Don’t forget your Geiger counter before heading to the grocery store now.