Opal has figured out that if she sits in my lap, she can see outside. This is not good.

Oldie but goodie open.spotify.com/track/4jL6WWKF…

Dear #HBOMaxIntern, I once made the common mistake of forgetting to attach a document to an email so I followed up that email (to 100+ people in leadership) and apologized for “the incontinence” (which was supposed to read inconvenience). #dearintern

This is amazing #dearintern

Best dating advice: Fall in love with a man who will treat you like Kayne treats Kanye.

My own salmon bowl🤌🏼💋

Fav part of this co working space

Thats DOGTV for the win (vs the scary fireworks).

She’s the best and also the worst.

I am… #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZT8eEopU9/

They missed an opportunity for #snowatthebeach by Taylor Swift in The Summer I Turned Pretty episode 2

I appreciate the gym bro for saying he saw me working hard today because by God, I was.

It’s been a while since someone has hit on me, I almost didn’t realize it was happening.

Dear Harrison Butker giphy.com/gifs/In7xD3hCw…?

Do you think animals of celebrities know they are animals of celebrities? Like, do they realize who they are hanging out with every day? Do they care? Cats don’t. I know that for sure.

We watched it last night and have to disagree with the majority of people, Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.