C'mon now screaming patty lmfao..

I can not stress this enough: STRETCH. You're not getting 'old'. You don't stretch your body.

Why can’t some people be fat?

How much baby oil do you keep in the house?

My coworkers think I don’t wanna hang with them cause they’re white, when in reality they just wack as fuck

A Project Manager really IS just a Chaos Coordinator

Everyday I’m reminded people don’t care to check something before they type or they have a different understanding to what something actually/legally is.

Yup. It could also be a word i’m sure of double check when I see a “new” meaning.

Y’all begged her to do interviews day after day and now she’s hitting y’all with fire every single sit down and now it’s “Noooo not interviews like this” lmfaooo 🤣🤣🤣 #NABJ

🗣️

He might just need throat lol

Honestly, I need the groceries so I’m gonna get them.

Need a whole new car 💔

A win is a win.

DVDs and Blu Rays.

& Napping*

I wonder what y’all be hiding and from who! Just be by yourself that way you won’t have to hide anything to anyone