Long, non social distancing queue B&Q tonight. Needed to learn to wield my 2m piece of wood like a ninja to keep people away. A skill that could be useful long term #personalspace

My week has just improved. Discovery that the #SewingBee is on in the afternoons. I deserve an hour off work to watch it, yes?

Discovered Plentiful today in my search for bee friendly flower seeds (thanks to the lady in the shop up the road). Fabulous place. I’ll be calling in again.

Tonight I can smell incense. Like proper high church incense. Which is weird when I’m sat in a field.

Do blokes really have so little understanding of anatomy that they can’t find their own noses? Cos the requirement to wear a mask over their nose and mouth seems to defeat a very high percentage of them.

There should be a worldwide ban on trophy hunting. Please retweet if you agree.

Do Cadent Customer Team win a prize for the most mind numbing hold music? Designed to make you hang up.