Two minutes of insanity to remind you that there is no dignity in a career in show business

ready for space, i guess instagram.com/p/B95G_NaFVHH/…

I did exercise! This is what it takes.

birds are brave now.

should I really even be drawing this comparison re: my front teeth? instagram.com/p/B-5M7UFlimz/…

#tbt February 1964 instagram.com/p/B_DTdVilC9G/…

during this time, i'm learning which socks are the good ones.

this aged really well.

this: the pace life could be.

There are two wolves inside you: one wants long hair because you're gay, and the other wants short hair because you're gay

I've made a subtle, emotional & nuanced playlist that really captures the feeling of 2020. REALLY LISTEN before you JUDGE, okay?? #2020playlist open.spotify.com/playlist/02T6L…

Did some gardening. youtube.com/watch?v=uSe6Ai… #gardening

I wrote about why I think Bridge Stuart is producing better sketch comedy than most of what you'll find on SNL. simonowens.medium.com/its-impossible…

It's me. #suitcasekiller

When someone mentions the Dave Matthews band, I picture Tom Hanks. I think it's the voice?

it's too damn hot youtube.com/watch?v=GfLBjT…

Bridge Stuart let me watch a cut of his first feature. It may be my favorite thing he’s done. Very proud of him.

actually, this continues to evolve.

Our film A FANTASTIC RELATIONSHIP will be playing at the Sedona International Film Festival!