It's 3pm and I just realized I only had 1 coffee today. I feel blessed to still be functioning.

Home ownership is having a huge to do list of repairs… …and then never getting to them while you tackle whatever emergency popped up that week.

Who are these two? Wrong answers only

Reminder that “reversing aging” is impossible. Aging is, by definition, going in one direction no matter what. But this is a buzzword to show you can make changes to your health no matter how old you are and that is 100% true. Go make today a day where you impact your health

Reminder that families with young kids don’t celebrate getting an extra hour of sleep Please respect our differences 😩

Spotify Wrapped, but with all the kids songs taken out

Someone telling you not to drink alcohol because it's poison... ...is like someone telling you not to eat cake because it's refined sugar Life is meant to be enjoyed. You just need to know what proper nutrition is so you can make informed decisions.

“Your planet has been marked for DEATH!” - the trailer for fantastic four, while I’m watching Lilo and Stitch with my 4 year old Can we not have ultra violent comic book trailers during kids movies please, AMC Theatres ?

If you’re curious why I’ve been so quiet on Twitter. I’ve been busy!