TURNS OUT I DO TWEET SOMETIMES WHEN I'M NOT DEPRESSED. WOW. INCREDIBLE.

JANE CAN CHOKE ON MY FLAP TO GLOBES CONNECTIVE TISSUE.

.... WHAT

IT'S HARD TO THINK OF A REASON TO EVER SMILE AMIDST THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE A DAY WHO ASK ME WHY THE FUCK I'M SO ANGRY. I'M NOT! I JUST LOOK LIKE THIS, GOD DAMMIT!!!

KANAYA IS IN THAT SHITTY VISUAL NOVEL? FINALLY, A REASON TO DOWNLOAD IT.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIZYAS?

WHAT'S THAT? IT'S TIME TO COMPLETELY REMOVE MYSELF FROM MY OWN TIMELINE FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY? THAT CERTAINLY SEEMS LIKE IT'S THE CASE, SO I'D LIKE TO THANK MY ONE AND ONLY FRIEND, VANTASKARKAT. HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER TRULY UNDERSTOOD ME.

CHRISTMAS IS STUPID AND I REFUSE TO WEAR AN UGLY ASS SWEATER JUST TO BE "MERRY" OR "JOLLY" OR WHATEVER THE GARBAGE WORDS PEOPLE USE TO DESCRIBE THIS HOLIDAY CALL THEMSELVES.

"SIKE" YOU IDIOTS. DID YOU FALL FOR THAT BULLSHIT? CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME. IT'S LIKE THANKSGIVING WHEN YOU GET TO HANG OUT WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS, BUT YOU ALSO GET PRESENTS. SOMETIMES THEY'RE GARBAGE, BUT SOMETIMES THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD.

LET'S EAT ICE CREAM. WE ARE BEST FRIENDS.

WOW, GUESS WHAT'S REARING ITS UGLY HEAD AND IS THE ONLY REASON I EVER POST ON THIS SHITTY WEBSITE ANYMORE? THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S DEPRESSION!!!!!!!!!!

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I FEEL DIRTY FOR SOME REASON.