sorry for being so boring and having the personality of shoebox i haven’t been interested in being alive for many years now

Having a panic attack about the passage of time

One day all that will be left is what used to be

Blow it up blow it all up

More than 2/3 Americans agree we should blow up the entire earf

Drinking is so fun you get to spend the entire next day terrified of nothing

The effort it takes to do things isn’t worth the return on investment

Pain is my favorite part of the simulation

It’s all to take your money away from you

This is what age 29 to 30 feels like btw

I need myself to be killed

Did anyone else find it funny that in the starfox direct they mentioned startox adventures and smash bros then acted like none of the other lesser received games existed

Gen Z is the embodiment of absurdism

I wanna grow up to be like judge Judy

u put ur ‘and on ma beadin ’aht

I got two too many inches of leg