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@hashtags1ngle

Somehow not actually single now but keeping the handle. It saw me through a decade of larks and intro’d me to lifelong Twitter mates πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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Is there a bigger design fail than a compost bag, do you think? β€œLet’s take the thinnest material and put rotting, fermenting fruit and veg in it. I bet it won’t break all over the kitchen floor”.

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Watched Of Mice and Men tonight as revision support and OMG if I were to pick the least appropriate book to give to 14-16 year olds, this would be it. I’m traumatised! WTF?

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HTS1Jr is going through her first heartbreak and it’s hard not to conclude that they’re all gaslighting wankers tbh. Having to share my timeline.

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They didn’t warn me about these bits of teenage years. It feels like divine retribution for 1989-90. They also shouldn’t let teenage years co-exist with the cortisol perimeno years.

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They could have bloody warned me that one of the most challenging parts of middle age would be the need for self-restraint when it comes to book club snacking.

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Name one thing you won’t be doing more of in 2025? I’ll start: Vinted. Got greedy like most success stories. Zero customer service. @Vinted. PS Buyer protection biggest racket since Ticketmaster surge pricing…

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Bonded here 10 years ago after a shared dating DUD experience. Now off to celebrate the 40th birthday of the absolute lad that is Desperate & The City. Happy birthday darlin. 🍳 🍰 🍸