En route to Brewster Park to watch the greatest team in the land - the 03 05 and 08 finals on the iPad! #uptyrone #McKennaCup2013 #GAA

Lastnight, after running out of plastic bullets police fired copies of the jobfinder at the loyalist protesters.The crowd quickly dispersed!

Can't wait to see if Lance really had the ball to confess

BREAKING: Jim McGuinness has just text me looking to buy Sean Cavanagh for £18m + Gary Hooper #seaniesworthmorethanthat #TransferDeadlineDay

Thought that was good?? ...Wait to you see Philomena Begley at half time in the USFC 1st Rd Donegal v Tyrone #beyonce #superbowl #suspenders

Anyone else thinking that Bane is going to roll into the stadium very shortly here?? #batman #darkknightrises #superbowl #poweroutage

Easily 200 people standing along each sideline there. The authorities in Croke Park would have a field day #only5ontheline #superbowl

Anyone know who won that game they put on after the Beyonce concert?

Sexton limped off, O'Gara couldnt cut it... If you want a penalty scored, Stephen O'Neill is your man #GAA #tyrone #hesnotyourskidneyhesmine

I know where my vote is going #Pope

Always say hello to another man with ashes on. Even if you don't know him #spotthefenian #ashwednesday

A Donegal man runs into a bar with a pig under his arm, "Where’d you get that?", asked the barman? "I won him in a raffle", said the pig!

Joe Brolly says you can survive on just one kidney. Ireland would probably do better with no kidney at all #rugby #slándeclan #uptyrone

@paddyjackson10 Head down to the Moy there Paddy, I have instucted Sean Cavanagh to give u place kicking tuition one on one! #itllbealright

@sazoneill1 Cadden Good luck to Liverpool Hope Ladies GAA. They'd be a tidy outfit.

Not the story I was doping for! #whatadope RT"GAA Championship: Linesmen 'stoned' at U21 game - hoganstand.com/ArticleForm.as…"

My good friend Snoop Dogg must have been doing the line... - "GAA Championship: Linesmen 'stoned' at U21 game - hoganstand.com/ArticleForm.as…"

Not a great day at the office, but spare a thought for Kerry. Going down quicker than the titanic #prayforkerry #uptyrone #GAA

Would love to see #United v #City FA Cup semi-final - time for Nani and Joleon Lescott to renew rivalries #MUFC #GGMU

It never rains but it pours!! #Brolly