Theo Von was SPEECHLESS when a caller revealed he accidentally got his cousin pregnant 😂😂

Thierry Henry, 0 goals in 15 finals, horrible stint at Juventus and a total failure as a manager with 20% win rate in 20 games. Also has no hair the fucking bald nonce.

🚨 Aston Villa have announced their squad list for the UEFA Europa League. #AVFC

diogo dalot is one of those footballers when you watch a small clip of him you will think he’s terrible but when you watch him for a full 90, you’re absolutely right

Mo Salah vs United highlights 🔥Soccer Aid MOTM 2027

garnacho hojlund onana to mbeumo cunha lammens

Virgil van Dijk defending against Brentford’s long throw-ins:

Arne Slot without last minute gimmick

Jordan Peterson says what is happening to the UK is SICKENING "We can't stand to see what you're doing to yourself" "The world owes the UK so much" "GROW SOME SPINE AGAIN AND PUT YOUR DAMN COUNTRY BACK TOGETHER"

Liverpool have beaten Real Madrid in a Champions League outing at Anfield this evening. I look forward to watching Sky’s hour-long special about the problems at Manchester United tomorrow.

Wayne Rooney who played the mens game at 16 is not shitting himself off some fart who runs away from tackles

So when will we see a teardown of Liverpool’s form & Arne Slot's tactics, when will he sit down with Gary Neville & Jamie Carragher? 6 losses in 7 domestic games, the £116m elephant in the room Florian Wirtz, the £125m spectator Alexander Isak. Or is that a Manchester United only policy?

He’s an outstanding flop and he’s still not in Liverpools top 3 flops of the season that’s crazy

Danny McBride breaking his character while Deep Roy improvises in Eastbound & Down is pure comedy chaos.

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "We are winning so much, that we really don't know what to do about it. People are asking me, please, please, please Mr. President, we are winning too much, we can't take it anymore."

only 8 more games with unc casemiro

This might actually be Trump's funniest moment 😂 Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran? Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" 💀🔥😂

Once again without any eggs in his system can’t KO a 37 year old old who’s 10lbs lighter who’s clearly on one leg….cant believe anyone believes this guy is anywhere near world level. 🤯

2 jabs in a minute 😭